-I'm not very cool...

-...am I?

-Why do you say that?

- Well...
I'm not very smart.
I'm not very pretty.
I'm not very tall.
I'm not very nice.

I'm not very social.

I'm not a good dancer.
I don't have a hot boyfriend.
I'm not very rich.
I'm not very strong.

I don't play guitar.

I don't drink alcohol.

I don't do drugs.
And I don't smoke.

-And yet, you're the coolest girl I know.

(I like tatoos. I'm inconvinient sometimes. I actually buy CD's. I believe in God. I weare man shirts. I like the colour black. I have two Hard Core turtles. I like football. I cry often. I become violent sometimes. I'm crazy about arms.)